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Marriage Technical Support Failure!

Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0toWife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0 ,Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , andRacing 3.6no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work onWife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.


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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about..
Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is anOPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to runEVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0 .. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because  Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return tonormal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance
.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 andDo Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendFlowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT
, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support


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